Super Pro Bowl of Chips

The one thing that I was looking forward to attending during the Pro bowl and Super bowl festivities in our home town is canceled. They have decided to cancel the NFL experience this year but plan to start it again next year for Dallas's new stadium. The NFL experience is the disney world to all football fans! Its a theme park for strictly football, where you can do most of the NFL combine workout and meet some football players. This is like taking your child to Chuckie Cheese and shitting right on Chuckies chest before giving your child a hug.

Speaking of disturbing, two controversial ads are on the verge of being aired during the Super Bowl. Everyone knows the religous side of Tim Tebow, but now he will share his political views. CBS will air a pro-life commercial starring Tim Tebow and, of course, it is funded by a Christian organization. I will be biased here because of my hatred (FSU fan) towards Tim Tebow, but I think its fair to assume that most people dislike Tim Tebow. First of all his outspoken views only pretain to a specific sample of people: Religous Christians and Republicans. And I'm not knocking his personal lifestyle but he is a football player. PLAY FOOTBALL! I dont care what you think. He wants to be a role model and that may be fine for some of his fan base, but i rather hear Chad Ochocinco talk highly about himself than hear a prayer given by Tebow. The National Football League is an entertainment organization. Entertain, do not preach! He is not even going to be drafted that high in this upcoming draft. He will be an irrelevant player in the association. He may be a good role player for an organization, but by irrelevant I'm saying for a football player to be as outspoken as him you have to be good. Tim Tebow preaching while in the football league is like Pat White or Troy Smith advertising anything. His popularity will die, his draft stock will fall, but I can't take away his heart on the field. (And yes, Heart can be measured). He is a football player and a leader on the field. He should just stick with that.

The next controversial ad in the Super Bowl is an advertisement for a gay dating website called Mancrunch. Its slogan: "Where many, many, many men come out to play." CBS has not approved the commercial yet mostly because they are scared of not accepting the commerical and causing a backlash from gay advocacy groups. Let me paint the picture of the 30-second Mancrunch Super Bowl commercial.

Three men are watching the football game. Two men are sitting on the couch and the other man sitting close by. The two men sitting on the couch both reach for the bowl of chips that are placed right in front of them. As they both extend their reach for the snack, their arms brush against each other. They quickly turn and look towards each other and immediately start making out. The third man sitting close by stares in shock.

I couldn't make this up if I wanted to! Obviously CBS is not going to air it but the fact that they are taking so long to come up with a decision is ridiculous! I have nothing against gay people but to air a commercial like that during the Super Bowl, where it is the most watched event in the nation, is definately not a commercial for children to watch. There are barely commercials with a guy making out with a girl on TV and especially during the Super Bowl. I think the goal for MANcrunch was to make a shocking commercial to get people talking, but this will corrupt the United States virgin eyes. THE UNITED STATES IS READY FOR A BLACK PRESIDENT, BUT THEY ARE NOT READY FOR TWO DUDES MAKING-OUT!