Soooo I made the song and here it is:
Bno bno,
Shouts to Jake, George, Wila, Sebass and Oso
Im sure you were on the flo, when you opened that door
and I was really pissed, but that's an inside joke
Like damn, I need to quit drinkin when im wit yall!
But you niggas are boring as fuck without the alcohol
Real talk, yall my daws, we had one hell of a night
If you erase the Yogi part, shit it's BNO for LIFE!
Shout's to Yogi mane, for gettin the brew though that was real cool bro,
except for that it had me spillin drinks all on my shoes though
Thats the way that shit be, just when I get tipsy
Like the time in halloween when Ali almost hit me
Cause I wet her phone, but really it wasn't me!
I held my styrofoam and I got knocked over by G!
And you already know this so maybe you should agree
and you should stop blaming me and accept my apology
From a fellow blackberry ass nigga
Shouts to my daw Ralf, he's a hairy ass nigga
Thanks for the phone daw, you a real good buddy
Unlike Jenessy who sold me out to go see Kid Cudi!
She had an extra ticket, and waited to the last minute
to tell me that I could get it but by then it was too late
So yeah, I fkn missed it and I got a little pissed but what
really got me mad was when I heard that the show was great
But yeah, thats alright, I dont get mad I get even
I have an extra ticket for the Dolphins next weekend
Ima give it to Danny, but Jenny aint gettin that
Shit im not even putting her suggestions up in this rap
Shouts to Shy in Bermuda and Christy in Hawaii
And Melissa up in Tampa hearing everything im writing
I appreciate the love and the hate commin from Andy
The overweight magician must be running out of candy
He's cranky, but really you need to get off my dick
Go pull a rabbit out of your ass you gay trick
Your ass is too thick (no homo) just like your moms
When she does her magic tricks she uses my magic wand
Ha, that's a joke though, shout out to Andy
And shout out to All Star Tattoos in Miami
And that's about it, yeah I told you id deliver
And to all my vegan ladies, yeah I'll put a carrot in herrrrr
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ReplyDeleteI mean I know you’re short,
With a Mexican mustache too,
So to think of a retort,
Is way too easy to do.
I could go on about your miniscule size,
The way you look like a munchkin.
I could talk about how hard you try,
While your mom gives me a blumpkin.
And as you look up blumpkin in the urban dictionary,
I continue to orate.
Montes, why are you so hairy,
And flirt with jailbate?
Oh and yea,
I am a magician and I guess it’s funny.
I have one last trick and she’s a real honey,
She dresses up and walks like a movie actress,
You call her “mom”, but to customers, it’s “Mrs. Montes”.
Monty, I’m just playing around
So don’t take it seriously.
You’re still a lyrical ninja.
Womp womp womp. You're shit's weak Andy!!!
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