BinLaden.Condom.Com or .Mom

This is a post I wrote last year on May 18... I just thought i'd re-post it with the new modified beengotit.com title. The name has changed but the mission statement hasn't. We're still binladen.condom.

Let me start off by saying that my weekend was really tight. Thank you all for commin through to all the planned events lol. I have the best friends anyone could possibly want, much love to ALL of you... and Shouts to Chino for being the only one to make it alllllll threeeee nights! There is a special place in hell for people like you.<--- (I dont know why I said that) But with that being said... Last night we all went to Round Table, (just about everyone of my best friends showed up so you know it was a trip). Fkn Rose gave me the idea to record a BeenGotIt commercial with some dude at the bar. Now this guy was OFF THE CHAIN drunk! I asked him to say beengotit.com, but he only spoke spanish so he was a little (a lot) off. He ends up givin it a shot and says "Bin Laden.Condom!" He said Bin Laden.Condom like 5 times! It was a beautiful thing...
I know its gonna sound stupid, but I was thinking earlier today that that drunk dude GOT IT. Like he GETS IT (understands it)... Im 10000% sure he did'nt mean to make sense, but if you think about it, he was right in a sense: Beengotit.Com is like Bin Laden.Condom, cause it's like safe terrorism (which is conviniently contadicting... like the blog)! or protected belief projection! Make sense? Let me break it down lol...
-Condoms represent SAFENESS/PROTECTION, and the blog is a SAFE way to express your ideas and say what you muffukin want... "if you don't like it don't read it" type shit... so it's safe in the sense that nothing is directly forced upon specific indivisuals (just the people that read!) AND we are all ultimately PROTECTED by the freedom of speech. So that breaks down the condom part.
-Now Bin Laden represents BELIEF PROJECTION... I know he represents many many other evil things, but lets focus on his belief projection for the sake of "breaking it down" lol... aight so in the blog we PROJECT BELIEFS! ...like Bin Laden...I.E.: When Misa said Kurt Cobain was the best to ever do it or when Chino said Anthony Green has a beautiful voice... GET IT? and just to go further into it, you know how people say BAD and really mean GOOD?, like "Yo that chick is BAD", welll we're TERRIBLE! which when used in that context, is basically equivalent to me saying WE'RE AWESOME!... and no im not saying Bin Laden is awesome, he is literally terrible, we're figuratively terrible.

Bad=Good
Terrible=Awesome

So from now on, this site will be called Bin Laden.Condom.Mom... I forget why I added the mom... but it adds to how ridiculous the whole Bin Laden Condom thing is.
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im joking by the way, it's still beengotit.com...